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When we lived in Laos, Dom decided to take a nap in a boat we'd moored. The knot wasn't very secure, though, the boat got loose missing its oars, and he drifted downriver for a while before he woke up/I noticed he was gone. There was a little rescue mission and he felt very dumb, which was insanely satisfying.

I did need this laugh. Thank you.

Honestly I think about it every time I see a boat.

And I know it's not as juicy as I promised, but I have to hold out some or it's no fun.

It didn't need to be particularly juicy, just embarrassing. On that front, you've done an admirable job.

I always try to be honest with my promises though. Very happy I've delivered.

Edited (Literally lies 24/7) 2026-02-06 20:48 (UTC)

And I assume you're happy about the reconciliation.

[...] Yeah, felt like we were apart for forever, but it wasn't really long. Glad to have it behind us.

I'm also quite relieved. You're my ally against him, after all.

I actually view myself as both your ally against him and his ally against you.

Hold on. Against me? I'm innocent.

Of course against you. You're not innocent at all, and Dom needs me on his side sometimes.

I don't know if that's true. I'm always very nice to him.

I don't believe that, but ultimately it's not about you not being nice. It's about him needing support in being mean to you.

Really? He does such a banner job on his own, I don't know that he needs an ally.

He's very talented but, unfortunately, it's part of the curse. I have to help him be worse sometimes.

You do not need to enable him.

Edited (he enables dom all the time) 2026-02-08 04:17 (UTC)

It's significantly more fun when I do, though.

Where do my feelings factor into this?

Sweetie, they do not.

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